Dawn's in trouble must be tuesday

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are not cute. At all.

redtemplo:

micdotcom:

India replaces the Ice Bucket Challenge with the much more sustainable Rice Bucket Challenge 

After seeing the dramatic results from the Ice Bucket Challenge, Indian journalist Manju Latha Kalanidhi was compelled to start something similar, but with an Indian slant. “I felt like doing something more locally tangible. Rice is a staple here,” Kalanidhi told CNN. “We eat it every day, we can store it for months. Why not donate rice to someone who is hungry?”

It’s fairly simpleFollow micdotcom

Go off x1000000

gearstation:

sacredassbutt:

baruchsbalthamos:

Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.

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ahem.

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

Laverne Cox stanning for Beyoncé at the VMAs

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

living-for-good:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

I love this so much

that fucking smile in the last one made me smile so wide ahhhh

thefuuuucomics:

ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE FAIL

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i thought i had a crush!! but it turned out to just be a 2 day long infatuation where i was actually just bored